Mistake #71394: Teaching my brother advanced D.I.Y. hair care techniques

Mistake #71030: Getting political at a pet store

Mistake #73103: Googling myself

Mistake #71739: Celebrating Spring by having strangers throw colored powder on me

Mistake #61393: Living in a house with an upstairs kitchen (alongside a dog)

Mistake #71630: Adding an unfortunate syllable

Mistake #71033: Revealing my deaf partner’s sweet tooth

Mistake #16303: Cutting twigs in half

Mistake #61940: Being an incoherent good samaritan

Mistake #61031: Standing out of solidarity