Mistake #71036: Soliciting strangers redux, extra points for use of word “Yonder”

Mistake #14580: Mistaking drunk for drank

Mistake #57619: Using labor saving devices on unnecessary tasks

Mistake #61730: Driving a manual transmission

Mistake #17301: Complimenting loudly

Mistake #87193: Falling for my crazy flatmate

Mistake #17301: Accepting gifts from strange men

Mistake #41730: Complimenting a stranger’s son with a metaphor from a bad romance novel

Mistake #17402: Using the best smelling chapstick in the world

Mistake #16494: Underestimating the permanence of magnetic fields